Thursday, December 1, 2011

My Mom and Her Adopted Kids

In the past few years my mother has filled her empty nest with new children: Sam, Dave and Ginger. She spoils them more than she ever did my brother and I. I guess she's gotten soft in her golden years. I don't harbor any resentment or anger. As a matter of fact, I'm concerned. She talks, treats and clothes these kids like they understand her. I'm trying not to judge but its a little disconcerting.

Let me introduce you to the kids:

SAM aka Sammy. He's my favorite. Such a fun loving dog. He truly is mans best friend. What dog sleep under a blanket?

Sam is an old man trapped in a young dog body.
 
For some reason, Sam likes to *in my Evelyn Braxton voice* "Lay it low and spread it wide". LMAO!! The moment you start rubbing his chest, he falls into this position. It is very perverted.


DAVE is what I call a divo - a male diva. He is special and very spoiled, something akin to a mommas boy. He owns some of the most trendiest items in dog fashion. Check out his hoodie.


 And what about this puff coat?





Last but not least, Ginger aka The Queen Bee

Don't let this innocent look fool you, this "bitch" is a terror. She is hella sneaky. Don't leave any food, snacks, candy etc around because she will find it and eat it. She is smart and conniving. Last Christmas, she pissed on my new holiday purchases. I always have my eye on her.


Here is a Halloween picture of the kids.



Sam and Dave hanging out


I might talk about the dogs, but I love them to death. They make my visits home so fun. However, I told my mom if she gets anymore dogs, she will be officially titled "the crazy lady on the block with all the dogs".

1 comment:

  1. Awww! I need to introduce them to Diesel!!!! They'd have a ball together. Diesel is a whore and loves to get his rocks off a few times per day with his stuff girlfriend "hooker hoe". Videos to come.

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